A Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took my new scarf back to store because it was
Too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
Print labels....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit
In printer !!!


March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle
In 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... Power
Went out!!!


May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong
Instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those
Little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a
Lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming
Competition....learned later, the other swimmers
Cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain
Storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't
It???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .
Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911 .... "duh".....there's
No "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

NOTE: NO OFFENSE TO THE BLONDES! PEACE OUT!