Inday - Made in the Philippines!

It has been quite a while that this particular Inday ( character ) conquered the cell phones of every Filipino in the country. The life of Inday has been an “everyday practical joke” forwarded to one cell phone to another. This phenomenon that Inday brings thru an anecdote of her life somehow takes away the stress of each of my country men. Inday is thought to be a very smart house servant with such a unparalleled kind of wit. This makes a perception that not all maids are stupid like everybody else thinks. Go inday!!!!!! Apparently, perhaps that what makes every joke so humurous. It’s amusing and admirable to think who started this. Thanks to you by the way. You make our day by creating Inday. 

However, long before Inday’s existence, a certain Ederlyn already did. She’s a character believed to be a socialite girl who also made her reign on every mobiles before. Ederlyn rumored herself to have a boyfriend named Armand and even envaded friendster and even guested in the Buzz. So funny!

Currently Inday and Ederlyn are in conlfict.....Wanna know why??? Then just read down below how the story of Inday started and some parts about Ederlyn too. Got these excerpts on line and some are painstakingly typed from my cellphone.

**************** The History of Inday

Pumasok si Inday bilang katulong nina Ederlyn last June lang.. Baguhan siya kaya medyo wala pang masyadong alam sa pagiging katulong.. Isang araw, inutusan ni Ederlyn si Inday:

"Ederlyn: Inday! Pagkatapos mong maglaba, linisin mo buong bahay pati kisame at kaskasin mo yung tiles ng dalawang pool! Paliguan mo na yung tatlong aso at magluto ka na ng hapunan dahil maya-maya lang, darating na ang sir mo. Tapos, pumunta ka kina Mrs Rosales, dalhin mo yung apat na malalaking kahon. Bumili ka na din ng isang galing mantika, ketchup, toyo, 10 sardinas, 20 corned beef, 30 century tuna, 15 maling, at isang sakong bigas. Oh, heto pera. Sakto yan. Maglakad ka na lang at strike mga tricycle ngayon, okay?

Inday: **** INA MO!"

Simula nun, nabuwisit na si Ederlyn sa kanya. Pero sa halip na sisantihin niya si Inday ay pinag-alsa balutan niya to at ipinadala sa Inglatera para doon mag-aral ng good manners and right conduct.
Makalipas ang 2weeks, dahil crash course lang naman ang kinuha ni Inday (kagaya nang kay Angel Locsin) ay bumalik na ito at muling sumabak sa pagkakatulong. Ngunit isang napakabagong Inday ang nasaksihan nina Ederlyn.

Ilang sa mga nakakadugong sagot ni inday:

I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.

- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!
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The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

- nag-explain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.

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Misis: Inday! Bumili ka nga ng mga isda! Oo nga pala, inglesera ka na nga pala ngayon. Would you please purchase many fishes for our this week's meals?

Inday: Judging from your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term "fishes", although rarely and erroneously used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questions before I traverse the road to the wet market would be: What type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day's catch" (Pauses) Aaaaahh. By manner of careful extrapolation, given the neager budget and this household's quasi-peasant middle class taste, I assume then I will source the staple "Ga-lewng-gong", am I correct?

Misis: Leche!

Inday: Oh, you meant the freshwater milkfish? The "ba-ngooz." Is it not?


*******************Inday as a Pilot!

"By the manner of scrutinizing the frail aerodynamics design of this supposed heavier than air glider stringed toy, I suggest that you should come up in a symmetrical airfoil, that will produced a great amount of lift. In accordance with the standard of the NACA ( National Advisory Committe for Aeronautics)."

- paliwanag ni Inday kung bakit ayaw lumipad ng saranggola ni Junior.
(at pang aeronautical engineer na ang level ni Inday)

****************** The Ditractors of Inday

Ederlyn: ikw ba ang inday na snsabi nila? at sino ka para itulad sakin ang iyong kasikatan ngyong akoy nanahimik na? wala kang karapatang pantayan ako! hayop ka!

Inday: my apologies, but the fact is your glory days are over my friend! i find it somewhat ridiculous your persistenceon persuading peopler to come to your party that nver existed is beginning to get into mu nerves. damn you. danm u ederlyn. no one undermines inday's intelect, b!tch!
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"Wala kang utang na loob, Ingrata ka! Traydor ka!
Masahol ka pa sa masahol!
Hindi ka na nahiya, mukha kang pera!
Ginawa lang kita, kaya kahit anong oras at kahit kailan, kayang-kaya kita wasakin!

- Ederlyn, bitterness and all"
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" Excuse me,iba pa rin ang ate ko!
Mas sikat siya kesa sayo!
Huwag kang masyadong papansin sa mga tao..."


-chakalyn kapatid ni ederlyn
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"Hindi porke magaling ka sa English eh tama ka na!
- Ederlyn pa rin, bitterness pa rin.."

************************* Inday on Her Budget

500 - globe plan subscription
1800 - glutathione tablet
600 - olay total effects
1500 - crocs flip flops (naalala ko tuloy yung thread about th havainitico)
2000 - for mama

Binubudget ni Inday ang sweldo niya...

************************* Inday on her Beauty Secret
Amo 1: Inday, ano gamit mo sa katawan ang kinis mo kasi eh?

Amo 2: Siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya soap

Amo 1: Baka naman kalamansi?

Inday: No!

"Only Belo touches my skin, who touches yours!"

************************ Inday's Love Life

1.
There are tulips in the street.
There are tulips in the park.
But nothing compares to our two lips meeting in the dark.

-Pamatay lines ni Inday para kay Dodong.

2.
Nangyar itong pag-uusap nung makikipagbreak na si Inday sa bf nyang si Dodong:

Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!"

Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation. Heretofore, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself"


Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.

Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you'll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you've been wishing for to stay.

hahaha! pati basurero, nahawa tuloy! hanep!!!! ahhahaha

4.
I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber.
though the downpour of rain should've made it easy.
This exuberent emotional glue i have for you,cannot be
simply washed away. The multiplicity of what i feel for you
is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, true romance



- INDAY, nag eemote sa may bintana,
habang iniisip si dodong,ang bf nia..

5.
It's not that I don't like you. It's just that I feel we're still too young to entertain
thoughts of fornication in the domicile of our employers. In fact, it's very immature to insinuate that I don't reciprocate
your emotions just because I decline to perform an act of coitus with you. "

* Inday, niri-reject si Dodong na makipag-sex.

6.
Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart that weaknesn the brain, causes the eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker!

-Inday, guamgawa ng blog niya sa Friendster!



************************ More of Inday

more of Inday.....

"i understand that sexual urge is most of the time uncontrolable since a lot of factors contribute for it to be trigerd..this is also the reason why some men are found to be polygamous and engage themselves in sexual acts even with someone whos a total stranger to them.."

--sabi ni Inday sa sarili nya pgkatapos syang gpangin ni kuya...

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jeepney driver: hoy! bakit sais lang ang binayad mo?! syete na ang pamasage ngayon!

Inday: I am currenty enrolled in a 2-yr vocational course in an academic institution. therefore, i am a student and, by this fatc, i am entitles to have the inalienable right to avail of a certain discount on my jeepney fare. this is why i provided a payment less than what you expected because that is according to the law, as stated in the fare matrix....

jeepney driver: Aawww...sorry miss...(nosebleed!)
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"La vida no es una bravo actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar. Puede usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su comprador avido diaro. por favor?"

- sabi ni Inday habang tumatawad sa palengke ng isama sya ng amo nya sa Madrid, Spain.

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"Don't limit my capacity in the four corners of this luxurios abode. Expose me to the real challenges of the real outside world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences."

- himutok ni Inday nang ayaw syang isama sa Enchanted Kingdom ng amo nya.

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Amo: Inday, paki-abot nga 'yung ketchup...

Inday: While it can hardly be considered a health food, ketchup has been found to be a beneficial source of lycopene, an antioxidant which fights some forms of cancer. This is particularly true of the organic brands of ketchup. In fact, organic brands were found to contain three times as much lycopene as non-organic brands. Ketchup, much like marinara sauce and other cooked tomato foods, yields higher levels of lycopene per serving because cooking makes lycopene in tomatoes more bio-available.

Amo: Gaga!

********************* Inday on Business and Accounting

Amo: LEchE! tumataas na naman ang presyo ng bigas....
Inday: Higher stock index and low flow of investments triggered inflation,
thus, the peso is weak. "
Amo: dali....tissue...nagnosebleed ako
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Amo: "Inday! Bakit mo ibinenta yung sirang silya?!"

Inday: "I have computed the fair value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for five years and a pretax discount rat. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This is in accordance with PAS 18 on Revenue, PAS 16 on PPE, and PAS 36 on Impairment of Assets."

Amo: (hinimatay!
********************** Inday's Memo

Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisitions in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made an initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis.

- si Inday, nagpapaalam para mamalengke

*********************** Inday on Gossip

Listening to the nonsense conversations about someone's existence is a pathetic and worthless way of amusement. It doesn't contribute to the betterment of our society... I hate character assasinators!

- reklamo ni Inday nang nachismis siya ng kapitbahay

*********************** Inday on her Physician's Act

Amo: Inday! Bakit may rashes si Jun2?

Inday: Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substances result to incomplete circulation to the site promoting redness.

Amo: Sorry...

********************** Inday's Death

"I was shot by 9mm bullet at the head damaging my entire studpid brain and my ****ing skull so that i will die and stop speaking english preventing people fomr nosebleeding!"

- in loving memory of INDAY....

( It is believed that Ederlyn was the one who killed Inday or this new character named Duday......so who is this Duday....that we should watch out for....)

********************** Inday is ALIVE!!!! and the suspect...

FLASH REPORT:
Inday is alive she's not yet dead. .
SOCO found out that, the IMPOSTORA
of Inday was killed. .
Ederlyn (Inday's kapitbahay) was the master
mind. .

SOCO: Bakit mo pinapatay si Inday?

Ederlyn: kasi inagaw nya sakin si dodong!

Ederlyn: dong, mahal kita. . diba mahal mo rin ako?

Dodong: I never. . said that i love you. .
(sye+, 2loy ang nosebleed!)
***************** END ******************


Hilarious indeed right?!!!!! I'll be posting for more about Inday to update you guys with her very colorful life...lol!!!!