Showbiz fanatics, this is for you. Introducing the Outrageous Moments In Philippine Television!
1. TV Show: ASAP Mania, ABS-CBN
Claudine Barretto, looking classy in her red gown, trips on stage and blurts out something which rhymes with "Cooking Ina."
2. TV show: GMA Supershow, GMA
Kris Aquino falls down--- way down -- the stage while lip-synching the theme song of "Pido Dida". The funny part: her pre-recorded voice kept singing while she was splattered on the floor like Humpty Dumpty. We, the listening audience, felt her pain.
3. TV show: The Buzz, ABS CBN
Towards the end of Kris Aquino's interview with Jessa Zaragosa:
Kris: Describe Dingdong (Jessa's husband) in three words.
Jessa: Actually, one word lang: My life.
4.TV show: Rumors, Facts and Humor, ABS CBN
Divina Valencia , mother of psycho Dranreb Villeza, ends a heated exchange with Dr. Rey Dela Cruz, a reporter, by hammering a microphone on the poor doc's head.
5. TV show: See True, GMA
On her new year's eve show, Inday Badiday quizzes Madame Auring, fortune teller and walking plastic surgery disaster:
Inday: Ano ang iyong prediction kay Stella Suarez?
Madame Auring: Lalo siyang sisikat sa darating na taon at malalampasan pa niya ang kasikatan ni Alma Moreno.
The following day's headline: Stella Suarez Commits Suicide!
6. TV show: Pinoy Big Brother Celebrity Edition, ABS CBN
When your housemate sobs and reveals to you for the first time that he's gay, you'd probably hug him and tell him it's gonna be alright. But when you're Keana Reeves, your first instinct is to pee. Behind the bushes. On national tv.
7. TV show: Pacquiao vs. Morales 2, Cable TV
Jennifer Bautista, an aspiring (read: shitty) singer and niece of Senator Bong Revilla, butchers the Philippine National Anthem seconds before the match.
8. TV show: Saksi, GMA
Tv reporter Michael Fajatin reports live about.. something. If you can, try unlocking the Fajatin code.
9. TV show: News at Seven, GMA
Tina Monson-Palma, news anchor, reports that Maureen Haltman, who was shot by Claudio Teehankee, Jr., had died when in fact, she was still alive at that very moment (and probably throwing things the on the tv set from her hospital bed). Just goes to show that a news anchor with helmet-hair can never be trusted.
10. TV Show: Eye to Eye, GMA
In the Mata ng Bayan portion of her show, Inday Badiday asks the usual questions to an abandoned street kid:
Inday: Kilala mo ba ako?
Street kid: Opo
Inday: Sino ako?
Street kid: Bakla.
11. Joe Quirino interviews Sharon Cuneta and Myra Manibog:
Joe: “ Sharon , are you familiar with the current problems in the local film industry?”
Sharon : “Sorry, Tito Joe. I’m afraid not.”
Joe: “How about you, Myra ?”
Myra : “Naku, Tito Joe. I’m also afraid.”
12. Nadia Montenegro promoting the movie, The Life Story of Julie Vega:
“I would like to invite everybody to watch the Life Story of Julie Vega. Kung nasaan man si Julie ngayon, I’m sure she’s very happy ‘coz it’s just around the corner.”
13. Melanie Marquez’s parting shot to Mrs. Dee, her former mother-in-law:
“You know, I’ll say this in English because Mrs. Dee doesn’t understand Tagalog. Mrs. Dee.. ang labo mo!”
14. Melanie Marquez accepting an award:
“Thank you very much. Ito na ang pinakamasayang pasko at manigong bagong taon sa inyong lahat.”
15. Melanie Marquez accepting another award:
“I want to thank my mother, my father and my parents.”
16. Melanie Marquez complementing Nikki Valdez backstage on her dance moves:
“Nikki, you’re so galing. You should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes!”
17. Melanie Marquez on Joey Marquez:
“Don’t judge my brother; he’s not a book!”
18. Melanie Marquez on her father:
“Ang tatay ko lang ang only living legend na buhay!”
19. Melanie Marquez feeling relieved:
“My answers have been prayered.”
20. An indignant Melanie Marquez:
“I won’t stoop down to my level!”
Oh Melanie. We love you.
